I EXPLAIN THE SEXES

03/18/2010

So forget health care, the wars, the rampant unemployment. The big story in my life? Jesse James, the biker husband of Sandra Bullock, got busted cheating on the delightful, mega-rich actress.

Here is a picture of Sandra Bullock:

Sandra Bullock

Here is a picture of the woman James cheated with, Bombshell Magee:

Bombshell McGee

So, who would have thought that if Jesse cheated, it was going to be with Marilyn Manson?

Marilyn Manson

Who`s next?

Pete Wentz?

Chris Angel?

Take a look at Chris:

Criss Angel

Yep, my money says he bangs Criss Angel next!!

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Anyway, this reveals one essential truth about life, humanity, the world:

Men are scum; women are stupid.

First – let`s take the "men are scum" part. Sadly most men on this planet would stick their dick in anything as long as it didn`t electrocute them. Although, I`m not even sure that`s true. If you put an Oreck upright vacuum cleaner in some fishnets, chances are Bill Maher would bang it. And then, not even buy it breakfast.

BillMaher

Fact is, it doesn`t matter who you`re married to – men desire sexual novelty more than anything, and it`s up to them to rein it in. Many of them can`t. Case in point: this dirtbag James cheats not just on a lovely woman, but a lovely, charming one who happens to be worth millions. But that`s what separates dirtbags from non-dirtbags. Nondirtbags at least make an effort.

Onto the "women are stupid" part:

As much as I sympathize with Sandra Bullock – who I`ve had a crush on since "Love Potion No. 9," she should have known better. She should know the difference between dirtbags and nondirtbags. Her husband is a dirtbag. He used to date porn stars. As an expert in red flags would say: "Holy shit - now that's a red flag."

What does this mean?

Well, there are millions of good men out there, millions who would have been happy to make Sandra happy for the rest of her life. But she chose this creep. Why? Because the way men find sexual risk-taking exciting, women find emotional adventures equally a thrill. Good women choose bad men all the time. And all the good men are left wondering, "what's wrong with me?"

Like I always say: in the end, you get what you get.

I just hope Sandra dumps this jerk and marries someone who deserves her.

Like Rupert Everett:

RupertEverett

He seems like a nice chap!

Mar 18, 2010 1:34:26 PM

5 Comments

Yes, so you just explain the sexes.

Posted by: FrankPaquette56 | 03/18/2010 at 01:38 PM

I thought Rupert had a boyfriend....Could be mixing him up with another Brit actor (sorry if I indeed did).

And on McGee - can't figure out what is worst, the tattoo on her forehead or the eyebrows.

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